And they haven't a penny;

But what passes all bounds,

On themselves they'll spend pounds—

Give guineas for lunch

Off real turtle and punch;

Each week a noise brings about, when they pitch all the things about;

Now bowing in mockery, now smashing the crockery;

Scolding and swearing, their bald heads tearing;

Storming and raging past all assuaging.

Heaven preserve us! it makes one so nervous,