"I said that."
"Well—ahem—you see, we haven't as yet discovered much about it except its name."
100. HE WAS "'PISCOPAL"
An Episcopal clergyman passing his vacation in Indiana met an old farmer who declared that he was a "'Piscopal."
"To what parish do you belong?" asked the clergyman.
"Don't know nawthin' 'bout enny parish," was the answer.
"Well, then," continued the clergyman, "what diocese do you belong to?"
"They ain't nawthin' like that 'round here," said the farmer.
"Who confirmed you, then?" was the next question.
"Nobody," answered the farmer.