In the class of physiology the teacher asked one day,

"How many ribs have you, my boy, tell me, Dickie Gray?"

And wiggling, giggling Dickie very promptly made reply,

"Dear teacher, I must tell the truth, for I could never lie,

But as for ribs I cannot say how many I possess,

For I'm too awful ticklish to count them, I confess."


IT TAKES A CIGAR A LONG TIME TO WEAR OUT

When Harry Warren was a boy only five years old,