He wasn't then as he is now, so very big and bold,

But he was very much afraid of bad tobacco smoke,

Which seems to those who know him now to be a funny joke.

He had an uncle on whose knee he loved to sit each day

And listen to exciting tales about the Pixies gay,

But when his uncle had a light upon a long cigar,

Then little Harry used to sit away from it as far

As he could manage well to get upon his uncle's knee,

Since Harry feared tobacco smoke more than a bumble bee.

One day while sitting way far out upon his uncle's knee,