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BOOKS OF JOKES, STORIES
AND QUOTATIONS

TOASTER'S HANDBOOK. Peggy Edmond and
Harold Workman Williams. 501p. $1.80

MORE TOASTS. Marion D. Mosher. 552p. $1.80

MORE TOASTS

JOKES, STORIES AND
QUOTATIONS

COMPILED BY

MARION DIX MOSHER

Librarian, Genesee Branch, Rochester (N.Y.) Public Library

NEW YORK
THE H. W. WILSON COMPANY
LONDON: GRAFTON & CO.
1922

Contents

[PREFACE]

[INTRODUCTION]

[MORE TOASTS]

[ABSENT-MINDEDNESS]

[ACCIDENTS]

[ACCURACY]

[ACTORS AND ACTRESSES]

[ADVERTISING]

[ADVICE]

[AFTER DINNER SPEECHES]

[AGE]

[AGRICULTURE]

[ALARM CLOCKS]

[ALIBI]

[ALIMONY]

[ALPHABET]

[ALTERNATIVES]

[AMBITION]

[AMERICANS]

[AMUSEMENTS]

[ANCESTRY]

[ANIMALS]

[ANTICIPATION]

[ANTIQUES]

[APARTMENTS]

[APPEARANCES]

[APPETITE]

[APPLAUSE]

[ARITHMETIC]

[ARMIES]

[ART AND ARTISTS]

[ASTRONOMY]

[AUTHORS]

[AUTHORSHIP]

[AUTOMOBILE TOURISTS]

[AUTOMOBILES AND AUTOMOBILING]

[AVIATION]

[BACHELORS]

[BAGGAGE]

[BALDNESS]

[BANKS AND BANKING]

[BAPTISM]

[BAPTISTS]

[BARGAINS]

[BASEBALL]

[BATHS AND BATHING]

[BEAUTY, PERSONAL]

[BEGGING]

[BEQUESTS]

[BETTING]

[BIBLE INTERPRETATION]

[BIGAMY]

[BILLS]

[BLUFFING]

[BOARD OF HEALTH]

[BOARDING HOUSES]

[BOASTING]

[BOLSHEVISM]

[BOOKS AND READING]

[BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING]

[BOOMERANGS]

[BOOSTING]

[BORROWERS]

[BOSTON]

[BOY SCOUTS]

[BOYS]

[BRIDES]

[BROOKLYN]

[BROTHERHOOD]

[BURBANK]

[BUSINESS]

[BUSINESS ENTERPRISE]

[BUSINESS ETHICS]

[BUSINESS WOMEN]

[CAMPAIGNS]

[CANDIDATES]

[CANDOR]

[CAPITAL AND LABOR]

[CARD INDEX]

[CARELESSNESS]

[CATALOGING]

[CAUSE AND EFFECT]

[CAUTION]

[CHARACTER]

[CHARITY]

[CHEERFULNESS]

[CHICKEN STEALING]

[CHILD LABOR]

[CHILDREN]

[CHOICES]

[CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS]

[CHRISTMAS GIFTS]

[CHURCH]

[CHURCH ATTENDANCE]

[CHURCH DISCIPLINE]

[CITIZENS]

[CITY AND COUNTRY]

[CIVICS]

[CIVILIZATION]

[CLASS DISTINCTIONS]

[CLEANLINESS]

[CLERGY]

[CLOTHING]

[CLUBS]

[COAL]

[COFFEE]

[COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS]

[COLLECTION BOX]

[COLLEGE GRADUATES]

[COLLEGE STUDENTS]

[COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES]

[COMMITTEE]

[COMMON SENSE]

[COMMUNISM]

[COMMUTERS]

[COMPARISONS]

[COMPENSATION]

[COMPETITION]

[COMPLIMENTS]

[CONCEIT]

[CONDUCT]

[CONFESSIONS]

[CONFIDENCES]

[CONGRESS]

[CONSCIENCE]

[CONSCRIPTION]

[CONSERVATIVES]

[CONSOLATION]

[CONTENTMENT]

[CONTRIBUTION BOX]

[CONUNDRUMS]

[COOKERY]

[COOKS]

[COOPERATION]

[CORPULENCE]

[CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS]

[COSMOPOLITANISM]

[COST OF LIVING]

[COUNTRY LIFE]

[COURAGE]

[COURTESY]

[COURTS]

[COURTSHIP]

[CREDIT]

[CRIME]

[CRITICISM]

[CULTURE]

[CURES]

[CURIOSITY]

[CURRENT EVENTS]

[CUSTOM]

[DACHSHUNDS]

[DAMAGES]

[DANCING]

[DAYLIGHT SAVING]

[DEAD BEATS]

[DEBTS]

[DEGREES]

[DEMAGOG]

[DEMOCRACY]

[DENTISTS]

[DEPARTMENT STORES]

[DESTINATION]

[DETECTIVES]

[DETERMINATION]

[DIAGNOSIS]

[DILEMMAS]

[DINING]

[DIPLOMACY]

[DISARMAMENT]

[DISCHARGE]

[DISCIPLINE]

[DISCOUNTS]

[DISCRETION]

[DISPOSITION]

[DISTANCES]

[DIVORCE]

[DOCTORS]

[DOGS]

[DOMESTIC FINANCE]

[DOMESTIC RELATIONS]

[DREAMS]

[DRINKING]

[DRUNKARDS]

[DUTCH]

[DYSPEPSIA]

[EATING]

[ECONOMY]

[EDITORS]

[EDUCATION]

[EFFICIENCY]

[EGOTISM]

[EINSTEIN]

[EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS]

[EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES]

[ENEMIES]

[ENGLISH LANGUAGE]

[ENGLISHMEN]

[ENTHUSIASM]

[EPIGRAMS]

[EPITAPHS]

[EQUALITY]

[ETIQUET]

[EUROPEAN WAR]

[EUROPEAN WAR-POEMS]

[EVIDENCE]

[EXAGGERATION]

[EXAMINATIONS]

[EXCUSES]

[EXECUTIVE ABILITY]

[EXPENSES]

[EXPERIENCE]

[EXTRAVAGANCE]

[FAILURES]

[FAME]

[FAMILIES]

[FARMING]

[FASHION]

[FATE]

[FATHERS]

[FAULTS]

[FEES]

[FICTION]

[FIGHTING]

[FINANCE]

[FISH]

[FISHERMEN]

[FISHING]

[FLATTERY]

[FOOD]

[FOOD CONSERVATION]

[FOOLS]

[FORDS]

[FOREIGNERS]

[FORESIGHT]

[FORGETFULNESS]

[FORTUNE HUNTERS]

[FOUNTAIN PENS]

[FRANKLIN]

[FREAKS]

[FREE VERSE]

[FREEDOM OF SPEECH]

[FRENCH LANGUAGE]

[FRIENDS]

[FRIENDSHIP]

[FUTURE]

[FUTURE LIFE]

[FUTURIST ART]

[GAMBLING]

[GARAGES]

[GARDENING]

[GAS]

[GENEROSITY]

[GENIUS]

[GEOGRAPHY]

[GERMANY]

[GERMS]

[GIFTS]

[GIRLS]

[GOD]

[GOLF]

[GOSSIP]

[GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP]

[GRATITUDE]

[GUARANTEES]

[HABIT]

[HADES]

[HAPPINESS]

[HASH]

[HASTE]

[HEAVEN]

[HELL]

[HEREDITY]

[HEROES]

[HIGH COST OF LIVING]

[HINTING]

[HISTORY]

[HOME]

[HOME BREW]

[HOMELINESS]

[HOMESICK]

[HONESTY]

[HORSES]

[HOSPITALITY]

[HOSPITALS]

[HOTEL BIBLES]

[HOTELS]