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TOASTER'S HANDBOOK

JOKES, STORIES, AND QUOTATIONS

Compiled by

PEGGY EDMUND

and

HAROLD WORKMAN WILLIAMS

Introductions by

MARY KATHARINE REELY

1916

CONTENTS

[PREFACE]

[ON THE POSSESSION OF A SENSE OF HUMOR]

[TOASTERS, TOASTMASTERS AND TOASTS]

[TOASTER'S HANDBOOK]

[ABILITY]

[ABOLITION]

[ABSENT-MINDEDNESS]

[ACCIDENTS]

[ACTING]

[ACTORS AND ACTRESSES]

[ADAPTATION]

[ADDRESSES]

[ADVERTISING]

[ADVICE]

[AERONAUTICS]

[AEROPLANES]

[AFTER DINNER SPEECHES]

[AGE]

[AGENTS]

[AGRICULTURE]

[ALARM CLOCKS]

[ALERTNESS]

[ALIBI]

[ALIMONY]

[ALLOWANCES]

[ALTERNATIVES]

[ALTRUISM]

[AMBITION]

[AMERICAN GIRL]

[AMERICANS]

[AMUSEMENTS]

[ANATOMY]

[ANCESTRY]

[ANGER]

[ANNIVERSARIES]

[ANTIDOTES]

[APPEARANCES]

[APPLAUSE]

[ARBITRATION INTERNATIONAL]

[ARITHMETIC]

[ARMIES]

[ARMY RATIONS]

[ART]

[ARTISTS]

[ATHLETES]

[ATTENTION]

[AUTHORS]

[AUTOMOBILES]

[AUTOMOBILING]

[AVIATION]

[AVIATORS]

[BABIES]

[BACCALAUREATE SERMONS]

[BACTERIA]

[BADGES]

[BAGGAGE]

[BALDNESS]

[BANKS AND BANKING]

[BAPTISM]

[BAPTISTS]

[BARGAINS]

[BASEBALL]

[BATHS AND BATHING]

[BAZARS]

[BEARDS]

[BEAUTY]

[BEAUTY, PERSONAL]

[BEDS]

[BEER]

[BEES]

[BEETLES]

[BEGGING]

[BETTING]

[BIBLE INTERPRETATION]

[BIGAMY]

[BILLS]

[BIRTHDAYS]

[BLUFFING]

[BLUNDERS]

[BOASTING]

[BONANZAS]

[BOOKKEEPING]

[BOOKS AND READING]

[BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING]

[BOOKWORMS]

[BOOMERANGS]

[BORES]

[BORROWERS]

[BOSSES]

[BOSTON]

[BOXING]

[BOYS]

[BREAKFAST FOODS]

[BREATH]

[BREVITY]

[BRIBERY]

[BRIDES]

[BRIDGE WHIST]

[BROOKLYN]

[BRYAN, WILLIAM JENNINGS]

[BUILDINGS]

[BURGLARS]

[BUSINESS]

[BUSINESS ENTERPRISE]

[BUSINESS ETHICS]

[BUSINESS WOMEN]

[CAMPAIGNS]

[CAMPING]

[CANDIDATES]

[CANNING AND PRESERVING]

[CAPITALISTS]

[CAREFULNESS]

[CARPENTERS]

[CARVING]

[CASTE]

[CATS]

[CAUSE AND EFFECT]

[CAUTION]

[CHAMPAGNE]

[CHARACTER]

[CHARITY]

[CHICAGO]

[CHICKEN STEALING]

[CHILD LABOR]

[CHILDREN]

[CHOICES]

[CHOIRS]

[CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS]

[CHRISTIANS]

[CHRISTMAS GIFTS]

[CHRONOLOGY]

[CHURCH ATTENDANCE]

[CHURCH DISCIPLINE]

[CIRCUS]

[CIVILIZATION]

[CLEANLINESS]

[CLERGY]

[CLIMATE]

[CLOTHING]

[CLUBS]

[COAL DEALERS]

[COEDUCATION]

[COFFEE]

[COINS]

[COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS]

[COLLECTORS AND COLLECTING]

[COLLEGE GRADUATES]

[COLLEGE STUDENTS]

[COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES]

[COMMON SENSE]

[COMMUTERS]

[COMPARISONS]

[COMPENSATION]

[COMPETITION]

[COMPLIMENTS]

[COMPOSERS]

[COMPROMISES]

[CONFESSIONS]

[CONGRESS]

[CONGRESSMEN]

[CONSCIENCE]

[CONSEQUENCES]

[CONSIDERATION]

[CONSTANCY]

[CONTRIBUTION BOX]

[CONUNDRUMS]

[CONVERSATION]

[COOKERY]

[COOKS]

[CORNETS]

[CORNS]

[CORPULENCE]

[COSMOPOLITANISM]

[COST OF LIVING]

[COUNTRY LIFE]

[COURAGE]

[COURTESY]

[COURTS]

[COURTSHIP]

[COWARDS]

[COWS]

[CRITICISM]

[CRUELTY]

[CUCUMBERS]

[CULTURE]

[CURFEW]

[CURIOSITY]

[CYCLONES]

[DACHSHUNDS]

[DAMAGES]

[DANCING]

[DEAD BEATS]

[DEBTS]

[DEER]

[DEGREES]

[DEMOCRACY]

[DEMOCRATIC PARTY]

[DENTISTRY]

[DENTISTS]

[DESCRIPTION]

[DESIGN, DECORATIVE]

[DESTINATION]

[DETAILS]

[DETECTIVES]

[DETERMINATION]

[DIAGNOSIS]

[DIET]

[DILEMMAS]

[DINING]

[DIPLOMACY]

[DISCIPLINE]

[DISCOUNTS]

[DISCRETION]

[DISPOSITION]

[DISTANCES]

[DIVORCE]

[DOGS]

[DOMESTIC FINANCE]

[DOMESTIC RELATIONS]

[DRAMA]

[DRAMATIC CRITICISM]

[DRAMATISTS]

[DRESSMAKERS]

[DRINKING]

[DROUGHTS]

[DRUNKARDS]

[DYSPEPSIA]

[ECHOES]

[ECONOMY]

[EDITORS]

[EDUCATION]

[EFFICIENCY]

[EGOTISM]

[ELECTIONS]

[ELECTRICITY]

[EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS]

[EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES]

[ENEMIES]

[ENGLAND]

[ENGLISH LANGUAGE]

[ENGLISHMEN]

[ENTHUSIASM]

[EPITAPHS]

[EPITHETS]

[EQUALITY]

[ERMINE]

[ESCAPES]

[ETHICS]

[ETIQUET]

[EUROPEAN WAR]

[EVIDENCE]

[EXAMINATIONS]

[EXCUSES]

[EXPOSURE]

[EXTORTION]

[EXTRAVAGANCE]

[FAILURES]

[FAITH]

[FAITHFULNESS]

[FAME]

[FAMILIES]

[FAREWELLS]

[FASHION]

[FATE]

[FATHERS]

[FAULTS]

[FEES]

[FEET]

[FIGHTING]

[FINANCE]

[FINGER-BOWLS]

[FIRE DEPARTMENTS]

[FIRE ESCAPES]

[FIRES]

[FIRST AID IN ILLNESS AND INJURY]

[FISH]

[FISHERMEN]

[FISHING]

[FLATS]

[FLATTERY]

[FLIES]

[FLIRTATION]

[FLOWERS]

[FOOD]

[FOOTBALL]

[FORDS]

[FORECASTING]

[FORESIGHT]