THE VALVE-HANDLE SNEEZE.
Sir: The handle on the valve is missing, and I can’t turn off the radiator. The room was hot, and I’ve had to “open wide the windows, open [p 126] />]wide the door.” The resultant draft has just brought a series of “kerchoos” out of me. Valve-handle sneezes, I called them. Sim Nic.
Miss Emily Davis weds Mrs. Charles Parmele.—Wilmington, N. C., Dispatch.
Why don’t the men propose, mama, why don’t the men propose?