HUMPTY DUMPTY
1 The building of the Wall. A strike. A settlement.
2 Humpty Dumpty arrives, and after several ineffectual attempts to climb, rolls up to the top, where he seats himself.
3 A gust of wind blows him off, dislodging one brick. He falls. He breaks.
4 He pulls himself together. He has some pull.
5 He applies for summons against Balbus, builder of the wall, for contributory negligence. To which Balbus replies with a cross-summons for trespass and nuisance.
6 Humpty Dumpty is asked his age. 23. Nuisance held to be proved. Nasal organs likewise held. Judge willing to grant injunction, but thinks con-junction would be more useful after such a dis-junction.
7 King’s Proctor intervenes with statement of Royal interest in plaintiff. Very old friend of family. Elicited that squadron of cavalry had been sent out to assist.
8 Humpty Dumpty discharged with yellow stains on clothing. Balbus bound over not to break the pieces.