PEOPLE

  1. The Pleasures of Selfishness.
  2. Wondering if the Other Person Knows More.
  3. Pipe and Slippers and Dreams.
  4. Middle-aged Kittens.
  5. Being "Tough."
  6. Early Rising.
  7. Scientific Eating.
  8. The Joys of the Straphanger.
  9. Vicarious Possessions in Shop Windows.
  10. Shopping with the Bargain Hunter.
  11. New Year's Resolutions.
  12. The Gossip of the Waiting-Room (of a Railroad Station, Doctor's Office, etc.).
  13. The Stimulation of Closet Skeletons.
  14. Planning Houses.
  15. Keeping an Expense Book.
  16. The Millinery of the Choir.
  17. The Joys of Being Profane before the Consciously Pious.
  18. "Darius Greens."
  19. Tellers of Dreams.
  20. Making the Most of Misfortunes.
  21. The Moral Value of Carrying a Cane.
  22. Souvenir Hunting.
  23. The Person Who Has Always Had "The Same Experience Myself."
  24. Prayer-meeting Courtships.
  25. The Exhaustion of Repose.
  26. "See the Birdie, Darling!"
  27. Politeness to Rich Relatives.
  28. "It must be so; I Read it in a Book!"
  29. "Anyway," as Stevenson said, "I did my darndest."
  30. The Moral Rigor of the Nightly Setting-up Exercises.
  31. "Hooking Rides."
  32. A Society to Forbid Learning to Play the Trombone (or Cornet or Piano or anything else).
  33. A Sophomore for Life.
  34. Country Auctions.
  35. The Virtues of Enviousness.
  36. The Melancholy of Old Bachelors.
  37. Village "Cut-ups."
  38. Early Assurances of Doleful Dying.
  39. Failing, to make Money, through Failure to make Money.
  40. People who never Did Wrong as Children.
  41. "Just Wait till I'm Grown-up!"
  42. Philosophers' Toothaches.
  43. The Morality of Stubbing One's Toe in the Dark.
  44. The Dolefulness of Celebrations.
  45. What to Do with Bores.
  46. The Young and the Still-young Woman.
  47. The Satisfaction of Intolerance.
  48. The Struggle to be an "Intellectual."
  49. Church Socials.
  50. The Revelations of Food Sales.
  51. White-haired Enthusiasm.
  52. "I have It in my Card Index."
  53. The Rigors of Shaving.
  54. The Right to a "Beauty Box."
  55. "Hopelessly Sane."
  56. The "Job" After Graduation.
  57. The Stupidity of Heaven.
  58. The Boon Companions of Hell.
  59. People Who Remember When You Were "Only So High!"
  60. Being a Gentleman though Rich.
  61. Great Men One Might Wish to Have Thrashed.
  62. The Awful Servant.
  63. Morality When the Thermometer Reads 95°.
  64. The Technique of Teas.
  65. Dangers of Criticism.
  66. Starvation or a New Cook?
  67. Superior Profanity.
  68. The Logic of the Movies.
  69. The "Woman's Page."
  70. The Neatness of Men.
  71. On Taking Off One's Hat.
  72. Fashions in Slang.
  73. Ambitions at Thirteen.
  74. The Joys of Whittling.
  75. Learning, without Education.