THINGS

  1. Individuality in Shoes.
  2. Alarm Clocks.
  3. Rail Fences.
  4. Chimney Pots.
  5. Illuminated Mottoes.
  6. "Fresh Paint."
  7. Social Caste of Tombstones.
  8. The Lure of Banks.
  9. The Witchery of Seed Catalogues.
  10. Colonial Windows.
  11. Fishing Tackle in the Attic in January.
  12. The Invitation of the Label.
  13. Stolen Umbrellas.
  14. The Dolefuless of the Comic Supplement.
  15. The Humorousness of Card Catalogues.
  16. The Sweets and Dregs of Tin Roofs.
  17. The Tyranny of Remembered Melodies.
  18. Friendly Old Clothes.
  19. The Age of the Pennant.
  20. The Upper Berth.
  21. Bills in Dining Cars.
  22. Pound Cake.
  23. The Toothsome Drumstick.
  24. Cravats One Might Wish to Have Worn.
  25. Spite Fences.
  26. Personality of Teapots.
  27. "All You Have to Do Is—"
  28. Smoke on the Skyline.
  29. The First Long Trousers.
  30. The New Pipe.
  31. The Old Springboard.
  32. Drinking Fountains.
  33. The Work-savers—now in the Attic.
  34. Candlesticks.
  35. The Cantankerousness of Gas Engines.
  36. Weeds.
  37. The Pride of Uniforms.
  38. Leather-covered Books.
  39. The Pursuit of Oriental Rugs.
  40. Wedding Presents.
  41. Bird Baths.
  42. The Charm of Oil-Heaters.
  43. The Coquetry of Gift Shops.
  44. The Passing of the Hitching Post.
  45. Names One Might Wish to Have Had.
  46. Hall Bedrooms.
  47. The Lure of Historic Tablets.
  48. The Futility of Diaries.
  49. Squeaking Boards at Midnight.
  50. The Caste of Letter Heads.