COLLEGE STUDENTS
"I am delighted to meet you," said the father of the college student, shaking hands warmly with the professor. "My son took algebra from you last year, you know."
"Pardon me," said the professor, "he was exposed to it, but he did not take it."
RUPERT—"What did you do with the cuffs I left on the table last night?"
ROLAND—"They were so soiled I sent them to the laundry."
RUPERT—"Ye gods, the entire history of England was on them."
'07—"You are always behind in your studies."
'23—"Well, you see, sir, it gives me a chance to pursue them."
STUDENT (writing home)—"How do you spell 'financially'?"
OTHER—"F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-l-l-y, and there are two R's in 'embarrassed.'"—Harper's.
See also Degrees.