COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES

SOPH.—"How does it happen you came to Harvard? I thought your father was a Yale man."

FRESH.—"He was. He wanted me to go to Yale; I wanted to go to Princeton. We had an argument and he finally told me to go to H——."—Yale Record.

On The Aristocracy of Harvard

I come from good old Boston,

The home of the bean and the cod;

Where the Cabots speak only to Lowells,

And the Lowells speak only to God!

—Dr. Samuel G. Bushnell.

On the Democracy of Yale

Here's to the town of New Haven,

The home of the truth and the light;

Where God speaks to Jones in the very same tones,

That he uses with Hadley and Dwight!

—Dean Jones.