ADVICE TO GIRL GRADUATES
(After Charles Kingsley—at a respectful distance)
Dress well, sweet maid, and let who will be clever.
Dance, flirt, and sing!
Don't study all day long.
Or else you'll find,
When other girls get married,
You'll sing a different song!
Faults on Both Sides.—Man and wife are like a pair of scissors, so long as they are together, but they become daggers so soon as they are disunited.
Partnership without Limited Liability.—Marriage.
BRUTES!
Jones. "Did you ever see a volcano in course of eruption?"
Smith. "No—but once I remember I came home very late from the club, and my wife——"
[They understand one another
A MAN OF MANY WOES