Gee Whiz

By Dorothy.

Dream girl with your raven hair

Eyes of brown and dimples too

Can’t you find one day to spare

That I may elope with you?

Too many ginks are on your hooks

You trifle right and left

They toddle round with hungry looks

Poor nuts they’re all bereft.

Dream girl get your cigarettes

And I’ll produce the booze,

Put the brake on vain regrets

And let us burn the fuse.

Hire a hall or buy a yacht

It’s all the same, Oh! gee

But give me everything you’ve got

It’s coming straight to ME.

Dream girl with your raven hair

Come cuddle up and tease

Love me, bite me like a bear,

Then kiss me—naughty—please.

Make it today and don’t postpone

Don’t make your sweetie pout,

Dear heart I’m sitting all alone

For the darned old booze gave out.

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