The Land of Gee and Haw

By Ted Lattourette Hansford.

I have a home I’m not ashamed of,

In the land of Gee and Haw,

Where Jeff Davis found a pile of rocks

And called it Arkansaw.

And I am going back to Flatrock,

Where the cornfed people stay,

And they make a little moonshine

Just to pass the time away.

I can see old Hank and Silas,

A firing up the drum

To run a drink that’s guaranteed

To put sorrow on the bum.

It glistens like the dewdrops,

At the dawn of early morn,

And you can smell the boys’ feet

That plowed the yaller corn.

It fills your heart with gratitude,

And keeps you feeling fine,

Like everybody was owin’ you

And you didn’t need a dime.

’Tis the land where satisfaction,

Peace, love and feuds reside,

And the farms they sit up edgeways;

You can farm on either side.

Where they dance from dark till daylight,

Calling swing, and balance all;

With the fiddler full o’ pine top,

Playing Turkey in The Straw.

When you read these lines, yours truly

Will be there for evermore,

Wading through the moonshine,

Singing Sailor on The Shore.

And my address, should you want me,

Will be Flatrock, Arkansaw;

Care o’ Wildcat Hiram Johnson,

In the Land of Gee and Haw.

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