Curious Association of Ideas.
Lord Mayor Sidney never can say "Incongruous." Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus." For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."
Lady. "No, I've nothing for you. You always ask me every time I cross."
Boy. "Yes, and every time you crosses, you allus gives me nothink!"