Rip. Shtill, du hex.
Derr.[ Writing. ] Yusht we du wit. [ Noise in closet. ]
Rip. Shtill, du hex. [ Drinks. ]
Derr. Is sell ’n cotz dort im shonk?
Rip. Ich wase net eb ’s ’n cotz is odder my hoond Shneider. Wann ’s der Schneider is don wet ich net in siner howt si wann my olty tzurick coom’d.
Derr. Doh, now, hob ich ’s ni g’shrivva we du g’sawt husht, in denna wardta doh: “Wann awer der Rip Van Winkle de notion nemmt ous tzu backa inside fun tzwansich yohr un ea dawg, don sull dar contract nix gilta.”
Rip. Yaw, yaw, Shquire—sell is now all recht—sell is goot—first-rate now——
Derr. Un now consht ’s aw signa.
Rip. Wass—’s signa?
Derr. Yaw, yusht signs.