The following are some of the best matches I have played:——
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Me. Hullo!
A Voice. Is that the Midland Railway?
Me. Yes, Madam. Which department do you require?
A V. It’s about some eggs. An egg-box was despatched from Hitchin——
Me (obsequious). I will put you through to the Goods and Transit Department, Madam.
A V. (fervent). Oh, thank you!
Me (after a short stroll round the garden—in a gruff railway-voice). Hullo! Motor-vans and Haulage Department——
A V. Oh, it’s about some eggs. An egg-box——