Me. The Prime Minister’s Private Secretary is engaged. I can put you through to the Whips’ Office.

A V. (angrily). I don’t want the Whips’ Office. I want——

Me. One moment, please.

[A good many moments pass.]

A V. (menacing). Hullo! Hullo! Hullo!

Me (sweetly, as if conferring some priceless boon). Put three pennies in the slot and turn the handle, please.

A V. (spluttering). Look here, put me through to the supervisor at once.

Me (very far off). Supervisor speaking.

A V. (with suppressed passion, yet pompous withal). Look here—I’m a Member of Parliament. I’ve been——

Me (gently). Do not shout into the receiver, please.