Sometimes with a head, sometimes without a head; sometimes with a tail, sometimes without a tail; sometimes with both head and tail, and sometimes without either; and yet equally perfect in all situations? A wig.
A gardener, going to fetch some apples out of the orchard, saw four birds destroying some of his best fruit; he got his gun, and fired at them, but only killed one; how many remained on the tree? None; the rest flew away.
The man who was struck by a coincidence is in a fair way of recovery.
The fellow who rushed into business “run out” again in a short time.
How to get a good wife—Take a good girl and go to the parson.
How to strike a happy medium—Hit a drunken spiritualist.
The young lady whose sleep was broken has had it mended.
The movement that was “on foot” has taken a carriage.
Hearty laugh—One that gets down among the ribs.