Artist (condescendingly): "I did this last summer. It really isn't much good."
Candid Friend: "No, it certainly isn't. But who told you?"
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BLUE BLOOD
Mrs. Profiteer: "Is this a pedigree dog?"
Dealer: "Pedigree? I should just think 'e is, Mum. Why, if the animal could only talk 'e wouldn't speak to either of us."
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Small Bridesmaid (loudly, in middle of ceremony): "Mummie, are we all getting married?"
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