Small Girl: "To-day's my mummy's wedding-day."
Smaller Girl (with air of superiority): "My mummy was married years ago."
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"Wot's a minimum wage, Albert?"
"Wot yer gets for goin' to yer work. If yer wants ter make a bit more yer does a bit o' work for it."
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Office Boy (anxious to go to football match): "May I have the afternoon off, Sir? My grand——"
Employer: "Oh, yes, I've heard that before. Your grandmother died last week."
Office Boy: "Yes, Sir; but—my grandfather's getting married again this afternoon."
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