Minister's Wife: "My husband was asking only this morning why you weren't in the habit of attending church."
Latest Inhabitant: "Well, you see, it does so cut into one's Sundays."
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"Two mistakes here, waiter—one in your favor, one in mine."
"In your favor, Sir? Where?"
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Mistress: "Oh, cook, be sure and put plenty of nuts in the cake."
Cook: "You don't catch me crackin' no more nuts to-day. I've very near broke me jaw already."
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