Cooler: "I can easily find out by asking her—she is my wife."
* * *
Young Husband: "It seems to me, my dear, that there is something wrong with this cake."
The Bride (smiling triumphantly): "That shows what you know about it. The cookery book says it's perfectly delicious."
* * *
Wife (referring to guest): "He's a most attractive man; is he married?"
Husband: "I dunno. He's a reserved chap—keeps all his troubles to himself!"
* * *
Questioning a class, an inspector asked:
"If you were to say to me, 'You was here yesterday,' would that be right?"