The Prisoner—“There goes my hat. Shall I run after it?”
Officer Casey—“Phwat? Run away and never come back again? Not on your life. You stand here and I’ll run after your hat.”
PRECAUTION.
Mrs. Casey—“Me sister writes me that every bottle in the box we sent her was broken. Are you sure yez printed ‘This side up with care’ on it?”
Casey—“Oi am. An’ for fear they shouldn’t see it on the top Oi printed it on the bottom as well.”
DANGER!