Bill—That man is a horrible liar.
Jill—Oh, I don’t know, I think he’s very good at it.
“My landlord is a checker-player.”
“What makes you think so?”
“He told me it was my move.”
“Yes?”
“And if I didn’t move right away, he’d make me jump.”
“You say his wife’s a brunette? I thought he married a blonde.”