“He did, but she dyed.”


You ought to learn violin.

Why?

It will give your chin a rest.


“The trouble with you,” the doctor said, after examining the young man, “seems to be that something is the matter with your heart.”

“With my heart?”

“Yes. To give it a name, it is angina pectoris.”

“You’ll have to guess again, doctor,” said the young man. “That isn’t her name at all.”