Oh, she’s all right, I guess.

She’s got you guessing, eh?


“Witness, did you ever see the prisoner at the bar?” “Oh, yes, that’s where I got acquainted with him.”


I sat before a great artist to-day for my picture.

What did he say?

Wanted to know what color I wanted my nose painted!


Benedict—“I’ve been carrying the baby around the door for a week back.”