Bachelor—“Carrying the baby for a week back? Pshaw! That’s no remedy at all. What you want for a weak back is a porous plaster.”
I went black-berrying to-day.
You did?
Yes. I went to a colored funeral.
“What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar?”
“She gave me a turndown.”
The owner says if we don’t pay our rent he will make it hot for us.