A man thrown from a horse, the other day, said, as he picked himself up, that he thought he had improved in horsemanship, but, instead had fallen off.
Noah, when he lit a candle, made the first Ark light.
“What did you have at the first saloon you stopped at?” asked a lawyer of a witness in an assault and battery case.
“What did we have? Four glasses of beer, sir.”
“What next?”
“Two glasses of whiskey.”
“Next?”