A man thrown from a horse, the other day, said, as he picked himself up, that he thought he had improved in horsemanship, but, instead had fallen off.


Noah, when he lit a candle, made the first Ark light.


“What did you have at the first saloon you stopped at?” asked a lawyer of a witness in an assault and battery case.

“What did we have? Four glasses of beer, sir.”

“What next?”

“Two glasses of whiskey.”

“Next?”