“Were you moved when the old gentleman said you could never marry his daughter?” “Yes; I was moved half way across the sidewalk.”
“I hear you had some money left you.” “Yes, it left me long ago.”
“What makes that fat boy talk so much?” “Oh! can’t you see he’s got a double chin?”
“What is the height of your ambition, dear?” “Oh, something between five and a half and six feet.”
“How do you make chickens good fighters?”
“Feed them scraps.”