Inventor—Have to!
“What drove you to drink?”
“Thirst.”
A colored man by the name of Berry was working for a farmer (who was somewhat of a wag). Addressing him one morning, he said, “Go gather in the straw, Berry, and tell the young boys to pick the goose, Berry; the older ones the elder, Berry; the girls the black, Berry, and don’t look so blue, Berry.”
“I guess your wife made a deep impression on you.”
“Oh, yes, twice.”
“Twice?”