Chewing.
When a man longs for money he is generally short.
“You have a big head this morning.”
“Yes; I was drinking lots of water last night.”
“Why, you can’t get drunk on water!”
“Certainly, my boy; you can get drunk on water just the same as you can on land.”
A Girl Wanted (in a bakery).—A rising young woman from the (y)east, must be floury in speech, well bread and not inclined to loaf, not get mixed up, be pie-us and sober. To such a one her dough will be paid every night. Any suitable young girl able to cracker joke and kneeding this job may apply to Miss Lady Finger or Luke Warmwater.