Doughnut come unless well recommended. One preferred who can roll up and turn over bun-dles so quickly as to take the cake, but not be tart, snap-py or crust-y or puffunctory in her conduct.


“Why does your wife use that pretty bathing suit?”

“Just as a matter of form. They’d arrest her, you know, if she went in without it.”


“Does your wife miss you much?”

“No; she can throw as straight as I can.”


“Did you ever see a pig wash?”

“No, but I saw pig iron.”