“Why, you must be crazy! You’ve only been married a little over a year.”
“I can hardly believe it! It seems like fifty.”
What did the Judge say when you sassed him?
He said I was a trifle too free, and gave me sixty days.
Just the other day my wife paid Ten Dollars for a pair of silk hose. I told her that Ten Dollars was too much to pay for a pair of silk stockings. She said she didn’t care which way the wind blowed, she wanted something to show for her money.
Did you ever hear a fairy story?
Yes, a friend of mine told me about a fairy who pinched his watch.