“Why, you must be crazy! You’ve only been married a little over a year.”

“I can hardly believe it! It seems like fifty.”


What did the Judge say when you sassed him?

He said I was a trifle too free, and gave me sixty days.


Just the other day my wife paid Ten Dollars for a pair of silk hose. I told her that Ten Dollars was too much to pay for a pair of silk stockings. She said she didn’t care which way the wind blowed, she wanted something to show for her money.


Did you ever hear a fairy story?

Yes, a friend of mine told me about a fairy who pinched his watch.