“No, the one with the hair lip. Well, he attempted to beat his wife last night, and two policemen rushed in just in time to prevent murder.”
“Horrible! Did they take him to jail?”
“No, to the hospital.”
If a hen laid an orange, what would her chickens say?
I don’t know; what would they say?
Oh, look at the orange mar-ma-lade.
I used to work in a watch factory.
What did you do?