I made faces.


“What time is it by thet thar clock, Silas?” inquired the old lady in the Grand Central depot.

“That ain’t a clock, mother; that’s a weighing machine.”

“Land sakes! What do they have that fur in a depot?”

“So’s the folks kin git away, I s’pose,” said Silas solemnly.


How did that sausage that you ate agree with you?

It hurt my liver wurst.