“Are you sure these corsets are unbreakable?” asked the doubting customer.
“I have been wearing a pair myself for a year,” said the shop girl, “and they are not broken yet. And,” she continued, blushing, “I’m engaged.”
“All I have eaten in two days is one bowl of soup.”
“That’s nothing, old chap. I lived two weeks once on water.”
“On water! and you lived?”
“Lived fine. I was spending my vacation on a canal boat.”
“When I marry I’ll marry a candy woman.”