“They say that the blind can determine color by the sense of touch?”
“Sure, I once knew a blind man who was able to tell a red-hot stove by merely putting his finger on it.”
“By the way, did you recover the umbrella you lost last week?”
“No; but I recovered a better one that I didn’t lose.”
“Is that punch bowl cut glass?”
“Yes. Cut from $2 to $1.98.”