“I dreamed last night, that I had a million dollars.”
“I thought so. I spoke to you twice during the night and you never noticed me.”
Myra—“What kind of a husband would you advise me to get?”
Jessie—“You get a single man and let the husbands alone.”
Hiram—“Yew must of felt all-fired sheepish when yew got buncoed by thet there confidence feller.”
Josh—“Naturally; didn’t I get fleeced?”