“I don’t see how she can marry such a little man. Why, she could carry him in her pocket.”
“Oh, dear, no! Never fear. He’ll be out of pocket all the time after he marries her.”
“How long do you expose a plate in taking a picture?”
“Oh, about three seconds.”
“Well, suppose it’s a living picture?”
“No limit.”
“What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”
“She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”