“Because of high temperatures and chinooks
Medicine Hat is menaced with an ice famine.”
They bask in the sunshine and purr like a cat,
The fortunate people of Medicine Hat.
Its climate is balmy in spite of the lat.;
You have a wrong notion of Medicine Hat.
At Christmas they sit on their porches and chat,
For it never gets chilly in Medicine Hat.
The Medicine Hatters all spoil for a spat
With any defamer of Medicine Hat;
They’re ready and anxious to go to the mat