With any one scoffing at Medicine Hat.

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The birds never migrate—they know where they’re at,

For it always is summer in Medicine Hat.

No day that you can’t use a heliostat;

Sunlight is eternal in Medicine Hat.

They’re swatting the fly and the skeeter and gnat,

As frost never kills them in Medicine Hat.

His nature is skeptic, he’s blind as a bat

Who can’t see the beauties of Medicine Hat.

All jesting is flatulent, futile, and flat