He—I feel like thirty cents.
She—How things have gone up since the war.
Paw, said Tommy Tucker, am I descended from the monkey? Not on my side of the house, replied Mr. Tucker, with much positiveness.
A Reformer would change the name of Hollywood to Follywood.
The Hellywood.
Farmer—See here, young feller, what are you doing up that tree?
Boy—One of your apples fell down and I’m trying to put it back.