SAMPLE WAS SATISFACTORY
It was a hot day, and two sailors had just been released from a long spell of duty on a mine sweeper. They made a bee-line for the first public-house they saw, and one of them ordered two quarts of ale. The men emptied their mugs in one draught whilst the barmaid looked on in undisguised admiration.
The man who had paid stood for a second or two wetting his lips meditatively, and then turned to his comrade with a grin.
“’Tain’t so bad, Bill, is it?” he remarked. “Shall we ’ave some?”
NO FUN WITHOUT FUNDS
A New York editor said on his return from an official visit to the front:
“The soldier can still have a good time on his furlough, but the war prices make a good time costly.
“A handsome young American officer was sending a wire one day in a London postoffice where I was mailing a package. The girl telegraph clerk, running over the officer’s message said:
“‘I can’t make out whether this reads ”No funds“ or ”No fun.“’