t is not good form for a young girl to go to the theatre with a gentleman, unaccompanied by a chaperone. On the other hand, it is not good fun for her to go to the theatre with a chaperone, unaccompanied by a gentleman.

o gentleman will strut about his club with his hat on. There is no rule, however, against his having a jag on.

hen you step on a lady's toes make some offhand remark about her feet being too small to be seen. This is older than the cave dwellers; but it still works.

hen organizing a friendly poker party, don't invite friends.

ettle an allowance on your wife and you'll always know where to borrow money.