trict convention decrees that if a young girl accepts from a man any gift more valuable than sweets, flowers or tips on the races, she shall not mention the fact to her mother.
corkscrew is not the only symbol of hospitality.
hen you catch your caller kissing the maid, remind her that the kitchen is the proper place to entertain her friends.
on't forget to tell her that she's "not like other girls." It always works, whether you spring it on the belle of the village, the girl with a hare lip or the bearded lady at the circus.