n returning from the altar be careful not to step on the bride's train. There's trouble enough ahead without that.

on't blow your own horn when you can get some one else to blow it for you.

eep your servants in good humor, if you can—but keep your servants.

our conduct in an elevator should be governed by circumstances. Should the lady's husband remove his hat keep yours on. Should he fail to remove it, take your hat off. This will embarrass him.