ever put in the collection box less than ten per cent. of the amount you tip your waiter at luncheon.
t afternoon funerals wear a frock coat and top hat. Should the funeral be your own, the hat may be dispensed with.
t is never in good taste to indulge in personal pleasantries, such as referring to a lady's artificial teeth as her collection of porcelains.
eware of the man who never buys a gold brick. The chances are that he sells them.
