Why is Athens like a worn-out shoe? Because it once had a Solon (sole on).
Why are washerwomen great travelers? Because they are continually crossing the line and running from pole to pole.
What part of a fish is like the end of a book? The fin-is.
What is a common miracle in Ireland? Waking the dead.
Why are bachelors bad grammarians? Because when asked to conjugate they invariably decline.
When could the British Empire be purchased for the lowest sum? When Richard the Third offered his kingdom for a horse.
What is the largest room in the world? The room for improvement.
Why is a street-car like the heart of a coquette? Because there is always room for one more to be taken in.
When may a man be said to breakfast before he gets up? When he takes a roll in bed.
Why are dealers in glassware unlike all other dealers? Because it won’t do for them to crack up their goods.